If you’ve never read Sammy Keyes YOURE DOING IT WRONG
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
The Beyonce Affirmative
- Stadiums tend to be multipurpose, and hold events like concerts
- Beyonce performs in concerts
- New Stadium will be appealing to Beyonce
- Beyonce will go to the new stadium
- Beyonce = good at performance and dance
- Beyonce = Immediate Quality of Life benefits from being in her prescense, or just breathing her diffused air
- Beyonce benefits the local community
- Proceed to win all affirmative rounds
I motion to date the Presiding Officer
That will require a 2/3 majority vote from the chamber
… not necessarily.
Behold: Sam Joyce’s Guide to Dating Presiding Officers While Abusing Parliamentary Procedure
First you find several co-conspirators to help you in this. You then say “motion to impeach [name].” This requires a majority vote to bring them to trial and a two-thirds vote to suspend or expel the member.
So ideally at this point the people in your chamber think this is really fun and start kicking out lots of people. By this time, you and your co-conspirators control a majority and this is all very easy. Continue cleansing the chamber until all the other legislators are kicked out.
Then you wait for the judges to run to tab to ask them whether this is legally (it’s totally okay to do all this under Robert’s). Then it’s an easy point of personal privilege, move about chambers, to lock the door and prevent everyone else from returning. You can now turn out the lights (“motion for galactic congress” is the proper motion to turn out the lights) and go about whatever depravities you might choose to partake in.
The FUCK do congress kids do for fun
Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…
The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.
AND THEN THERE’S HARRY
WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE
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