Thursday, October 2, 2014

replaceable-hips:

NEW SADIE HAWKIN’S DANCE!!!

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: papertownsy)

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

Tuesday, September 30, 2014
frankenstein-md:

⤑ Medical student, scientist, seeker of knowledge.

frankenstein-md:

⤑ Medical student, scientist, seeker of knowledge.

And this is my life.
And this marriage is Emma Approved.
M.D.

midnightstylus:

I unfortunately have no idea who wrote this saying, but it seemed really appropos.
(It’s animated; be sure to wait until the first five seconds are up and then it’ll move off the first frame. :)

midnightstylus:

I unfortunately have no idea who wrote this saying, but it seemed really appropos.

(It’s animated; be sure to wait until the first five seconds are up and then it’ll move off the first frame. :)

Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.

itsraininbritishmen:

moriarghty:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

THEY SPELLED QUIDDITCH INCORRECTLY!!!

himalayyyyyyan:

I love it

himalayyyyyyan:

I love it

(Source: fluxthotz)